SAD RANDOM SHOWER THOUGHTS FULL
SAD RANDOM SHOWER THOUGHTS PC

– H3llShadowġ2. Thanks to the Internet, I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined. – Deejerġ1. Trying to get rich by playing the lottery is like trying to commit suicide by flying on commercial airlines. We even abduct them for medical experiments.

– OMGGGEEEEġ0. The iconic Alien is to us what we are to apes: small, pale, big headed, and with unfathomable technology. – CerealFlakesĨ. As a dishwasher, I come home after hours of work in which I get covered in filth, and I take a shower only to realize…I am the final dish – RandyJonesĩ. I wish I had a Mario Kart-like ghost of myself punctually getting ready for work in the morning so I’d know if I was running late. – PhantomDukieĦ. When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow – benji9t3ħ. The Google self-driving car should have an “I’m Feeling Lucky” button that drives you to a random location.

– roboccohurlyĤ. “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?” – W0rdN3rdĥ. The person who would proof read Hitler’s speeches was a grammar Nazi. – andrew688kģ. X88B88 looks like the word voodoo reflecting off of itself. – YELLHEAHĢ. Every time you upvote someone on Reddit, you are making their day better, at the cost of nothing. Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?’ isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable later in life. So the next time you take a shower, why don’t you take notice of what comes to your mind? In the meantime take a look at other people’s intriguing realizations. Shower thoughts, even trivial ones, can make your day and inspire you to do more, encourage you to be more creative or just make you laugh silly. Have you ever wondered what your pet named you?.Your tombstone’s epitaph is like your final status update.

SAD RANDOM SHOWER THOUGHTS PC

Using your old computer to search for a new device you’ll buy is like asking your PC to dig its own grave.

iPhone chargers should be called ‘Apple’ juice.

Ellen DeGeneres gives gifts and surprises every day she should just change her name to Ellen DeGenerous.

The online world is brimming with collections of funny, creative and inspirational thoughts and ideas that people thought while showering. When the thought or idea came from your “me” time in the shower, It’s usually entertaining or creative enough to put into action or share with family and friends. It doesn’t matter if what you’ve thought is weird, funny, gross, naughty, heartbreaking or philosophical. The tranquility of shower time clears the mind. Even students practice their speeches while taking a bath. Musicians usually formulate song lyrics and melodies when they’re alone in the bathroom. It’s not unheard of that an owner of a big business got the idea for his product while showering. Showering is usually when light-bulb moments happen. And in the shower, you get the weirdest or the most fascinating ideas. You can light a candle and let the water wash out both your physical and emotional dirt.

SAD RANDOM SHOWER THOUGHTS FULL

You can sing a full playlist to your heart’s content without the ribbing you usually get from friends. You can bust a move that you’ll never do in public. When you’re in the shower alone, you shed off your inhibitions. Aside from the obvious reason people love to shower, it’s the perfect “me” time.

Sad random shower thoughts